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  • by Kamielus

So you’ve decided you want to be lied to?
You want to know the false secrets of Brussels?

Then use this group booking form to make a booking enquiry.

Attention: submitting this form does not mean that your booking is confirmed.
As our guide has to combine telling nonsense to you with a daytime job,
he still has to come up with a good excuse to tell his boss in order to get time off for you.
We will notify you within 24 hours.

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