Ceci n'est pas Bruxelles
Extraordinary walking tours by a rather shitty guide. 2017 - 2020 We have closed down. Thank you everyone who did the tour.
A completely made up walking tour through the city centre of Brussels.
Brussels is the birthplace of the famous surrealist painter René Magritte. To honour this master of surrealism 'Ceci N'est Pas Bruxelles' offers exciting and confusing walking tours in Brussels. A version of Brussels that does not exist. Everything the guide will tell you is utter bullshit. Don't believe a word he says. Seriously. You will get no accurate information whatsoever on the city of Brussels. But you will have a lot of fun!Tell me more
Why "Ceci n'est pas Bruxelles"?
Its French. It means: "This is not Brussels" and that's exactly what you'll get: Not Brussels. The sentence has shamelessly been stolen from Magritte's masterpiece “La trahison des images” which means “I like walking tours.” Ok, that last one was a lie. Google it yourself.
What you should know
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